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Oh wow this could be cool. Or get very ugly. Definitely one of the two though!
Rob is looking hot today... im busy working the up the courage to ask him out or at least walk by with a flattering comment... i hope im not misreading his signals, he looks like he enjoys frothy lattes
struggling to cope with work assholes who are overly cheery about serious workshit because they can't find their own solutiion to their own work problem - fuckwits!
I get jealous. I worry that one day he will cheat on me with some new woman who enters his life. There's no reason for me to think this, no reason at all. I hate that I feel this way.
There's a guy I admire and look up to. It's guy love, between two guys. He doesn't know, I could never tell him, but I can also hardly bring myself to talk to him. I'm just not cool enough for him, as much as I want to be.
I'm in love with my best friend. He love's me too. I'm married. He just got divorced. Sometimes i want both guys, sometimes feel like dying to not have to choose.
I still love Sofia despite the way she treated me and the fact she will never love me or want me. My life is an absolute joke because of the time Ive wasted waiting for her.
I have ABSOLUTELY no empathy for pathetic people who pine for people who are married. It's not worth the loss of your integrity. Find someone ELSE. They are out there.
I'm so happy i got fired. Never have to deal with a stuoid boss, a complaining colleague, bitches who are always lokking for trouble... i guess i'll never want to work in an ad agency again. i'm going freelance.
This weekend was one of the best in a long, long time. I got home from it feeling so good and so refreshed. On my way in the door, my family had just had a blue, and were on their way out the door. Mum made an offhand remark to me. Now I'm alone and crying and I can't focus on the things I need to do before tomorrow. I hate being so emotionally unstable.
I have been married 10 years and never cheated on my husband, we have one child and he wants more, I don’t so I have an IUD, he doesn’t know about, and he thinks it’s all his fault we don’t have more children.
I recently had one of my EX’s to email me on myspace, stating that he wanted to get with me and that he still loved me and I was the only woman to have made him happy, I told him the same and we was to meet up, but he is married and his wife found our emails and now it has been a month and he wont return my emails, I really wish it would of went somewhere. I STILL LOVE YOU 2!!
I'm sorry I'm like this, and you know I'm working on it, but sometimes I need you to tell me that I'm not a bad person. I know I'm not, but I don't always feel like I'm not.
The work coffee machine wanted me to 'empty grounds'. I pulled the tray out and just stomped them down with the bottom of my cup. I could make my cup, and now the next person has to empty squished down grounds. I'm a terrible person.
most of the people I'm friends with don't let me get a word in edge wise, that's why I don't initiate contact with them. I'm a loner because listening to other people is so frustrating when you have something to say.
I hate my ex for making me doubt myself and question everything. I hate myself for being so silly and backwards sometimes. I love you, thankyou times a million for helping me and understanding me.
152 comments:
Oh wow this could be cool. Or get very ugly. Definitely one of the two though!
@CameronReilly is far too obsessed with himself.
I recently deleted a lot of people who added me on Facebook account who I wouldn't really call a friend.
i've been wanting to fuck her for sometime now.. maybe tonight. :)
I put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong
I've been thinking about killing myself for the past few days. I'm not sure I can keep going.
ah, but did you put the bop in the bop shoo-op shoo -op? I think not, that was me
People who continually do lots of tweets in a row irritate me.
Whee, Lucid dreams... http://howtoluciddream.wordpress.com
yep, i definitely think @cameronreilly has finally made it so far up himself that he is about to implode
honestly who gives a fuck about your twitter ranking?
i just ate 4 donuts for breakfast
Rob is looking hot today... im busy working the up the courage to ask him out or at least walk by with a flattering comment... i hope im not misreading his signals, he looks like he enjoys frothy lattes
the only problem with tumblr and twitter is that they don't punish idiots with electro-feedback.
I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
I'm not gay but my computer is, its always playing gay porn
Can the anonymous person dissing Cameron Reilly please leave him a lone. He is whining about himself on his blog and no one wants that!
I really only like eating by myself
Why not limit yourself to no more than 3 posts an hour - Yes I'm talking to you!
Psst: Its me God. Don't tell anyone, but I do exist. I am just making it look like I don't as a bit of a laugh!
ho ho ho - sucked in everyone...
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't write about podcasting at all.
I agree, @cameronreilly really has got tickets on himself. http://t-l.cc/48z
Christmas really shits me. I try to sleep through most of it.
@Rexyinc talks way to much crap. Lucky i'm not following the guy.
shh. . . in real life I'm a man but in Second Life my avatar is woman.
are there seriously that many people out there that don't realise @ed_dale is nothing but a fucking spammer?
people who say goodmorning or goodnight as their whole twitter post waste my time.
@CameronReilly http://urltea.com/2chu
I wish this whole American election would just finish and every persons political thoughts would go away.
i'm starting to get really fuckn sick of twitter. you guys shit me more than my myspace friends.
because of techcrunch i thought @duncanriley would tweet more interesting stuff. he is ok but i think he does the goodmorning twitter thing.
I was the one who cut the interwebs cables
ok ... I admit it ... I am sorry too.
i can haz War on Scientology? rawk! kthxbai!!!
I know the person who started twitsecret. I would tell you but it is a secret.
i am not a berliner
I made that bcc-mistake on purpose
Although I denied it, writing that email in uppercast WAS expressing that I meant to shout
Your email didn't accidentally land in my spam box, I put it there
An average visit to my blog takes 2'41" - exactly the time an average male needs to reach an orgasm
I am nursing a killer hangover today...
isn't it kinda pointless telling twitter you are busy and logging off for afternoon then tweeting all afternoon?
Aren't you glad you *don't* know where my finger has been? *sniff* mmm.. zesty.
The twitter has you, follow the twitter feed.. tweet tweet, Neo.
I really miss my ex boyfriend, even a year after we broke up. I know he misses me too :(
February 25, 2008 9:42 PM should try to get back with his/her boyfriend
I want to be on 2web with all the cool kids.
I think most people who call themselves "evangelists" or "advocates" on Twitter are idiots or lying.
My stupid f*king neighbours are jealous of my aircon on hot days, so play music loud speakers pointed at us. Now I am pensive to turn it on!
I just went through my secretary's drawer
I yelled at the lady of the emergency road service - my gf had to wait an extra hour before they showed up
I spat in @eskimo_sparky's coffee... I feel terrible about it too!
I feel like I want to kill myself! Anyone have a knife?
I want to cheat on my lover for no apparent reason
Somebody kill me please! Somebody, please, pretty pretty please kill me! Put a bullet in my head!
Seriously lusting after a co-worker...
@Devyl keeps screwing up my Timeline. I can't follow her anymore. I didnt realise Twitter was actually Chat.
If it would make life easier I'd become a hooker. Or at least a financial dominatrix.
I could easily make a career of my tits if only I had a pretty face and hot body.
i need to poop
i just walked into Starbucks, and my zipper was open, and I had a hard on. And the barrista (ess) smiled.
I love my job, but I don't much like my job's location.
I moved 400kms for my job and now I have to pretend to like it.
I hate @galadarling. She makes life seem so much like a fucking bowl of candy. I wish she'd just get real about shit.
I wonder sometimes why people don't understand me. Is it me?
If I told you all that I used truecrypt for encrypting my information would that ruin the premise of truecrypt?
She's been dead over 2 years, and I still think about her every day.
i hate her and i don't even know her. it's just so easy to be jealous of the idea of her.
i cant stop thinking about her
I wish I had more friends...
@snarkattack Don't be a whore.
Natalie Jane I can't stop thinking about you. I love you still.
All I want for my birthday today is to be back in her arms until our last breath. I love you Natalie.
If you need a friend, or need someone to listen, I'm just a message away.
struggling to cope with work assholes who are overly cheery about serious workshit because they can't find their own solutiion to their own work problem - fuckwits!
It shouldn't be a secret that I love her so. Why can't I just hold her now.
I need to find a hooker. I tired of meaningful relationships.
@SimonFord is rather annoying. Marketing does not mean being everywhere, Simon!
"BABY" you know who you are. I love you. All I want is to hold you and show you how much you mean to me.
"NOBODY" puts "BABY" in a corner.
There are no traps when it comes to the devotion and delight of something so wonderful.
Hope your Christmas is merry baby. I love you. Een still.
Did Mike Dillard really leave Mentoring For Free and start charging for what they did for free?
I get jealous. I worry that one day he will cheat on me with some new woman who enters his life. There's no reason for me to think this, no reason at all. I hate that I feel this way.
Folks: be careful to actually click the 'Anonymous' radio button before you submit your secret!
Wondering what life holds, it all changes tomorrow.
I want to kill my little brother. He is driving me nuts
Old geek saying - "failing to plan for hardware and growth today, is planning fail or grow tomorrow."
Feeling a bit sad that an era has officially ended today. However it was needed to find peace and growth.
I'm afraid I love him so much that I can't live without him.
see this finger? shhh, you *don't* want to know where it's been.. dirty, so dirty.
I'm afraid if she doesn't tell me what's in her heart for me then I am going to loose all hope. I love her.
The girl I walk past every day is breathtaking but I have marriage commitments and it is never going to happen :-(
My boyfriend and I struggle to get through one episode of a TV show before making out for the rest of the night. It's rad.
The only reason I don't sleep with him is because I'm friends with his wife and I don't want to lose the friendship. #twitsecret
Leaving this city would have made for a great opportunity, but I'm almost certain it would have been a huge mistake.. I love you. x
There's a guy I admire and look up to. It's guy love, between two guys. He doesn't know, I could never tell him, but I can also hardly bring myself to talk to him. I'm just not cool enough for him, as much as I want to be.
is it safe to work with someone who is suicidal? I don't know what this guy is capable of!
I'm in love with my best friend. He love's me too. I'm married. He just got divorced. Sometimes i want both guys, sometimes feel like dying to not have to choose.
I work in a place whom everybody looks like robots. It's an advertising agency people, go wild!
I'm really scared.
saw my mother with her lover. she's still married to my dad fml
I just left the office coffee machine with a full hopper of coffee grinds. The next drinker will have to 'empty beans'. I hope it's Andrew.
Sometimes especially lately I just wish I could die, slip off into a deep sleep and be home with my Father.
I am still secretly judging my boyfriend for sleeping with that slut he got pregnant before we started dating. SHE'S WHITE TRASH.
all you Aussie singles, here's an offer from RSVP.com.au http://www.rsvp.com.au/foyer/index.jsp
Hey, this was my original idea for www.spillspace.com, beat me to it. Still may steal it back from you later!
I still love Sofia despite the way she treated me and the fact she will never love me or want me. My life is an absolute joke because of the time Ive wasted waiting for her.
I have ABSOLUTELY no empathy for pathetic people who pine for people who are married. It's not worth the loss of your integrity. Find someone ELSE. They are out there.
Bob Stumpel needs to find something to do.
I got a text. I got excited that it might have been from you. It was from my bank.
I'm so happy i got fired. Never have to deal with a stuoid boss, a complaining colleague, bitches who are always lokking for trouble... i guess i'll never want to work in an ad agency again. i'm going freelance.
I just can't stop thinking about her. She is always on my mind & I love her. I know she loves me to so why aren't we together?
i know what the right thing to do is but doing it (it makes me uncomfortable) is rough i hope i dont regret things when its too late to fix.
I love that you look for my twitsecrets
This weekend was one of the best in a long, long time. I got home from it feeling so good and so refreshed. On my way in the door, my family had just had a blue, and were on their way out the door. Mum made an offhand remark to me. Now I'm alone and crying and I can't focus on the things I need to do before tomorrow. I hate being so emotionally unstable.
I know what Ray pushed out today
I love you more than I will ever be able to say and I fear, more than you will ever be able to comprehend.
Really hoped the storm worked. I just want to be yours. Let's make lightning blots together.
I really want to strangle this person who won't pay their bill. I can't do anything because this person is related to my boss.
I hate my BF cause he has this power over me
Got an SMS. "The best part of my day was definitely waking up with you" She makes me so happy, but I know I'll break her heart
I think I am falling in love again. She's amazing. I thought after my last relationship I wouldn't get over her.
Four years have passed since I saw my x. I miss her. A lOT. My life style now. After 4 yes is just what we talked about.
I have been married 10 years and never cheated on my husband, we have one child and he wants more, I don’t so I have an IUD, he doesn’t know about, and he thinks it’s all his fault we don’t have more children.
I recently had one of my EX’s to email me on myspace, stating that he wanted to get with me and that he still loved me and I was the only woman to have made him happy, I told him the same and we was to meet up, but he is married and his wife found our emails and now it has been a month and he wont return my emails, I really wish it would of went somewhere. I STILL LOVE YOU 2!!
I love winter. I love cuddles in winter. Sometimes, I feel as if I invented winter, and as if I invented it just for you.
i have 2 exams coming but here I am sitting on my bed playing Sims 3 - it's awesome! and I don't feel the least bit guilty.
Grown adults obsessed with Disney need to grow up. When I see an adult in love w/Disney, I judge them.
I'm sorry I'm like this, and you know I'm working on it, but sometimes I need you to tell me that I'm not a bad person. I know I'm not, but I don't always feel like I'm not.
The work coffee machine wanted me to 'empty grounds'. I pulled the tray out and just stomped them down with the bottom of my cup. I could make my cup, and now the next person has to empty squished down grounds. I'm a terrible person.
I am so in love
I'm astounded at how many people have begun reading http://www.aupov.com !
I hate my husband, I wish I had never gotten married. How will I ever get out of this one? I so need some strange!!!!!
most of the people I'm friends with don't let me get a word in edge wise, that's why I don't initiate contact with them. I'm a loner because listening to other people is so frustrating when you have something to say.
am i smothering you?
I hate my ex for making me doubt myself and question everything. I hate myself for being so silly and backwards sometimes. I love you, thankyou times a million for helping me and understanding me.
I'm really dissatisfied with most things in my life right now.
Even if I didn't have children, I'd still believe in wide-eyed wonder and magic because I follow you on Twitter.
2 days after valentines day tis year u gave me a flower with a note that says "Sharing is LOVE". i wish i know what it meant..
@ytdl read this http://bit.ly/bd2uxo
@ytdl 5K1TZ2006 is rapidly gaining subs by running an ipod touch comp have to be subbed to win.
@ytdl 5K1TZ2006 is using failed uploadtour channel with nerimon/eddplant/hexa to get known.
My new coworkers congratulate me when I accomplish things. I think they're being patronizing and don't expect much of me.
Definition of crème de la crème: 123 followers, 195 estrelinhas (recently). @AindaTergiverso (fvr NO follow)
Is it sad that I only cry now in the bathroom with the door locked just because I don't wanna be called a baby? :(
I learned yesterday I have a 20-year-old daughter. I will never get to meet her.
A friend died recently, and everyone thinks I'm mourning. Truth is, I owed him $12K, and all I really feel is relief.
Sometimes when you're talking to me I'm not really paying attention because I'm fighting the urge to kiss you.
Hola, adivinen quien soy? Mi número preferido es zweihundertsechzehn y twiteo de 4:00 a 6:00 UTC-3
OMG @lafilledo I just saw iScream in a porno called anal bootcamp 2! http://www.julesjordanvideo.com/page.php?page=viewTrailer&movieID=666#trailer
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